AISLE SAY Florida
MURDERERS
by Jeffrey Hatcher
Directed by Mark Rucker
Asolo Repertory Theatre
FSU Center for the Performing Arts/Mertz Theatre
5555 N. Tamiami Tr., Sarasota,
941-351-8000 or 800-361-8388
March 13 through May 23, 2009, in repertory
Reviewed by Marie J. Kilker
DonÕt expect a play. Murderers
consists
of three separate
monologues introduced together by their speakers admitting ÒI am a
murderer.Ó
Each gets to explain during a serial third of 95 minutes. In a
palm-treed
section of the Riddle Key Luxury Retirement Community and Golf Course
under
calm sky near Sarasota, Florida, today, set exteriors are projected
onto the
background. Furniture and props appear or recede, as needed, from slits
in the
blue-gray side walls.
Middle-aged Gerald
Halverson (Bryan
Torfeh), slim, dark and handsome in traditional tuxedo, tells of
a
convoluted
plot by his long-time loverÕs mother to avoid having her daughter pay
inheritance taxes. He agrees to
marry the sick older woman, moving to Florida to spend her expected
final days.
After receiving her estate as community property, heÕs to pass it on,
untaxed,
to the daughter by wedding her. However, as mother gets re-diagnosed
and as
Florida re-invigorates her, Gerald transfers his affections.
Unfortunately a real
gigolo in the community reverses the course of GeraldÕs new-old wife,
leaving
him the choice of being incriminated in her death or blackmailed. While
this is
the most complicated and far-fetched of the three stories, unfolded
almost
completely by narration with several changes of voice and limited
gesture,
youÕll find TorfehÕs Gerald a slick story-teller.
With white hair,
jutting
chin,
slumped shoulders, and what seems to be a drawl clipped on its way out,
bath-robed Ann Morrison is as
youÕve never known this usually
effervescent
redheaded musical star. She plays 78-year-old Lucy Stickler. (The last
nameÕs
descriptive.) A glamorous flirt, with whom LucyÕs husband Bob once
cheated on
her, has recently moved into the complex. Since, BobÕs been off daily,
supposedly
devoted to charitable pursuits with the guys. Lucy
tracks him. When she discovers his hidden stash of
Viagra, she plans ingenious other uses of pills. All befit a lethal
ending with
MorrisonÕs Lucy triumphing in appropriate royal purple.
Minka LupinoÕs life as
an
employee
(well groomed Mercedes Herrero,
typifying the pleasant realty
businesswoman) is
pretty much routine until the day a mystery writer takes one of the
apartments. With murder on her mind,
Miss Lupino is disgusted at how young heirs, caring only for their
inheritance,
totally disregard the disposition of their just-deceased mother. So
Miss Lupino
sees to the disposal, and not just of her ashes. Soon she goes
about doling out justice to
more than one greedy jewel or money seeker. (HerreroÕs finest moments
involve
her describing her methods, whether involving laundry or golf carts.) Just as the writerÕs mystery involves
theatre people, the ending is theatrical and involves the writer.
Enough said!
YouÕll have to hear Herrero tell it.
Do go to enjoy Jeffrey
HatcherÕs
witty stories as presented on Erik FlatmoÕs clever set by the three
actors, so
well directed by Mark Rucker.
YouÕll recognize as appropriate Emily
RebhotzÕ
costumes, particularly if you look around at the rest of the audience.
Thom
Weaver has captured lighting typical of FloridaÕs Suncoast and Matthew
Parker
evidences his experience as
AsoloÕs sound designer. Kelly Borgia
is
Stage Manager; Candance
Knowles,
Assistant Director.
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